So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t like the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
Jennifer Lopez Breaks Silence After Her Divorce and Everyone Keeps Commenting the Same Thing
Jennifer Lopez has finally addressed her recent divorce filing from Ben Affleck, sharing her thoughts with fans through a series of candid photos and messages.
The 55-year-old singer and actress posted a collection of snapshots on Instagram, capturing moments from her summer. This marks her first personal update on social media since filing for divorce from Affleck.
In the Instagram post, Lopez wrote, “Oh, it was a summer,” hinting at the emotional journey she has been on. The photo carousel included various images, such as one where she is seen with her sister, Lynda Lopez. Another image featured a thought-provoking quote: “Everything is unfolding in divine order.” One more showed Lopez wearing a t-shirt that read, “She’s in bloom and unbothered, out of reach and at peace,” reflecting her current mindset.
Fans were quick to show support for their favorite celebrity in this time of distress. Comments read “That bounce back is beautiful!! Thank you for finding YOUR peace and happiness. You deserve all things BEAUTIFUL!” and “I love this, keep dancing, loving, and living, mama.”
The news of the divorce filing was confirmed on August 20, with reports indicating that Lopez filed the paperwork in Los Angeles after two years of marriage. Notably, she listed their date of separation as April 26. Interestingly, the filing occurred on the anniversary of their 2022 wedding, which took place at Affleck’s estate in Georgia.
A source close to the situation shared that the timing of the divorce was deliberate. “The timing of the divorce was a big statement to Ben,” the insider revealed, suggesting that Lopez wanted to make a point with her decision.
As Jennifer Lopez moves forward, it is clear that she is focused on finding peace and clarity in her life. While the end of her marriage to Affleck marks a significant chapter, she seems determined to embrace the future with grace and resilience.
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