Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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After deciding to age naturally, Sally Field, 76, who was formerly called “ugly,” found joy in becoming a grandmother to 5 children and living in an Ocean-View House.
Sally Field is a well-known actress who has received high appreciation for her excellent television depictions of matriarchal roles. Nevertheless, unexpected surprises that altered both her professional and personal lives dogged her path to success.
Her early professional high point was appearing as a young actress in the comedy TV series “Gidget” from 1965 to 1966.
Sally enjoyed the excitement of filming the program, even if it didn’t last long. It opened up a lot of opportunities for her and helped her become well-known in Hollywood.
Her determination and fortitude had a big impact on her success. Sally’s stepfather contributed to her rough upbringing, but she found comfort and a way out of it all when she tried out for an acting program at Columbia Pictures.
Following her rise to fame, Sally starred in the sitcom “The Flying Nun” from 1967 to 1970 in the role of Sister Bertrille. She became a dramatic performer at Actors Studios, where she honed her acting skills between 1973 and 1975.
Her big break in Hollywood came with the 1976 movie “Sybil,” which attracted the industry’s notice and helped her earn frequent roles.
She played a union organizer in one of her most well-known roles in the 1979 drama picture “Norma Rae,” for which she received an Academy Award nomination.
Sally Field began her acting career while attending Birmingham High School in Van Nuys. Her love for performing has increased as a result of her participation in the theatrical company, and after she graduates, she intends to pursue acting professionally.
It’s interesting to note that she never took the SAT and had no intention of going to college after high school, but fate had other ideas.
As Sally advanced in the entertainment world, she faced a number of difficulties, including two divorces. She had two children with Steven Craig, whom she had married in 1968, prior to their 1975 divorce.
She then dated Burt Reynolds before she married film producer Alan Greisman and had a son, Samuel. Despite her ups and downs in her romantic life, she took charge of her fate and remained committed to her career.
Sally’s acting career took off over the years, and she received an Oscar nomination for her performance as Mary Todd Lincoln in the film “Lincoln.” She gained respect and reputation in the industry by playing a variety of roles in many TV series and movies.
Sally chose to forgo plastic surgery and embrace her natural aging process in order to age gracefully. She was drawn to ladies who aged with grace and retained their natural beauty.
Osteoporosis is a disorder that weakens bones and increases the risk of fractures. Sally was diagnosed with it in 2005.
Despite her efforts to maintain a healthy lifestyle, she was diagnosed with osteoporosis and has since struggled from the condition.
After Sally Field became a grandmother to five grandkids, her life expanded. She loved being a grandmother and loved spending priceless time with her beloved grandkids.
Despite a successful six-decade career, Sally Field’s accomplishments remain an inspiration to people in the entertainment industry and beyond. In her lavish beachfront home overlooking the ocean, she relishes sharing intimate moments with her closest companions.
Sally Field has persevered through hardships, conquered enormous barriers, and accepted each stage of life with grace and tenacity.
Her life is a living example of the character of a strong, talented, and compassionate woman who never fails to make an impact on the world.
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