In the busy streets of Brooklyn, a famous person was born – Mickey Rooney, the powerhouse of American entertainment. Since he was very young, he was drawn to the spotlight, which sparked a love for performing that would shine on screens and stages all over the country.
Imagine this: a tiny entertainer, just a little older than a baby, capturing audiences with his lively energy and natural charm. Mickey started his journey in the exciting world of vaudeville, where he learned and practiced his skills with his parents, impressing crowds with singing, dancing, and humor.
But it was the silver screen that truly embraced Mickey’s boundless talent. With a twinkle in his eye and mischief in his smile, he brought to life characters that leaped off the celluloid and into the hearts of millions. Who could forget his mischievous turn as the puckish Puck in a whimsical adaptation of Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”? Or his endearing portrayal of the irrepressible Andy Hardy, a role that made him the darling of Hollywood?
At MGM Studios, Mickey became very famous. He worked with big stars like Judy Garland, dancing and singing his way into movie history, making a lasting impression during Hollywood’s best times.
Sо I аm аt Wаlmаrt sсаnning аnd bаgging my аlmоst $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
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