Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.
When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange…
His hilarious reply not only caught her off guard but also turned an ordinary Friday into a moment of pure joy…. Curious about what he said that made her laugh so hard?
Keep reading to discover the punchline…
A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”
BONUS: ANOTHER FUNNY STORY 👇🏻
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke up his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m., he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Why not share a laugh today? Whether it’s with a friend, family member, or even a stranger, let the laughter echo and brighten someone’s day.
After all, a shared laugh is a moment worth cherishing! If this story made you smile, don’t forget to share it with others—because everyone deserves a little humor in their lives!
Famed Actor Robert De Niro Frustrated with State of America, Decides to Leave
The Setback of a Legendary Hollywood Star
Renowned actor Robert De Niro, who is well-known for his frank opinions on politics and social issues, has emphasized how very frustrated he is with the way things are going in America right now. De Niro made his intentions to leave the country known in an emotional statement, citing disrespect as one of his primary motivations.
A Moment of Mutual Respect
“This place used to be respectful once. De Niro laments, “Now, I don’t see it anymore,” underscoring the decline of morals and respect in American culture. Being a well-known member of the entertainment community, De Niro feels that the nation no longer reflects his moral principles or the degree of decency he finds essential.
Looking for a New Residence
De Niro assures his supporters that choosing a place that respects his ideas and way of life is crucial for his overall well-being and peace of mind, even though he has not revealed his desired destination. This choice is historic because it expresses the opinion of a large number of people who are fed up with the way things are going in the country.
The Departure of a Hollywood Legend
In addition to being a loss for Hollywood, Robert De Niro’s decision to leave the country reflects the wider feelings of those who share his frustrations. In addition to being a renowned actor, De Niro has been a strong supporter of causes throughout his long career. His choice makes us pause to think about the value of civility in public debate and the necessity of positive social discourse.
Diverse Responses
Different people have responded differently to De Niro’s news. While some see his decision as unduly dramatic, others sympathize with and understand his emotions. De Niro is still adamant about his choice, though, and is looking for a place where his principles are more closely aligned.
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