“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
Nostalgia Alert: This Quirky Object Will Take You Back If You Grew Up in the ’50s, ’60s, or ’70s!
People who grew up in the 1950s and 1970s would probably remember this strange item that looked like a tool for woodworking. But in reality, this object had a different function.
Presenting the retro roller skates from bygone eras. There were these big and bulky roller skates long before the elegant and fashionable ones we see today. Users had to wear them over their shoes; they had a metal base with leather straps.
We’re going to reveal the intriguing secret behind these metal roller skates. An intriguing key was included with every pair, and this was quite important. Users could tighten or loosen the skates with this key. Sadly, one would have to buy a new pair of skates if they misplaced their key.
Maybe some of you have happy memories of these unique skates and the keys that came with them. Hold onto them if you chance to still have a pair, especially if it includes the key! In the future, these might certainly be valuable collectibles.
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