He Recently Spent $6.5k On A Young Registered Black Angus Bull

Among many other benefits, laughing lowers stress, improves mood, boosts immunity, and even increases pain tolerance.

Regretfully, when life’s challenges and obligations increase, it becomes harder to find reasons to laugh.

Here’s a joke that will make you laugh till your stomach hurts, just for the purpose of a good daily laugh!

So let’s get started:

I recently bought a juvenile Black Angus bull that is registered for $6,500.

When I let him out with the herd, he would just eat grass and not even glance at a cow. That bull was beginning to appear like it cost me more than I had.

Anyway, I requested that the veterinarian examine him. The bull may be a little young, but he was in fantastic health, he said, and he gave me some medications to give him once a day.

The bull started looking after all of my cows in two days! He even succeeded in climbing over the fence to mate with all of my neighbor’s cows! He resembles a machine!

The tablets the veterinarian gave him tasted somewhat like peppermint, though I’m not sure what was in them!

The Lazy Husband! (Hilarious Story)… Read it Here!

Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?

Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?

SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?

Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?

The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.

Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!

Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.

Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?

Wife: The woman next door.

Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?

Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.

Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!

Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?

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