A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
A Demanding Celebrity Insisted the Stewardess Remove Me from My First-Class Seat – I Gave Her a Lesson in Respect
I’d always heard about rude celebrities but didn’t believe that reputation until I came across someone like that. This local star tried bullying me out of my comfortable airplane seat, but I had a smart idea on how to make them pay! My plan involved enlisting the help of a pregnant woman.
Traveling first class was a treat I rarely allowed myself, but after months of relentless work, I figured I deserved a little luxury. I’m a 33-year-old woman who’s worked hard to get where I am, and this European getaway was my reward. I envisioned the next few hours filled with comfort, maybe even a glass of champagne to kick things off. But the moment I reached my seat, the dream began to sour.
HE was already sitting there, reclining as if the entire cabin was his private domain. I recognized him instantly! He was a local reality TV star who’d been all over the tabloids for his outrageous demands and diva-like behavior.
Seeing him in person, it was clear that fame hadn’t been kind. He wore sunglasses indoors, and his expression radiated entitlement. Our local celebrity barely glanced at me as I placed my carry-on in the overhead bin, but the coldness in that brief look said it all.
I knew better than to judge someone based on gossip, so I smiled politely and began to settle into my seat next to him. But before I could even sit down or fasten my seatbelt to enjoy the long-haul flight, I heard him snap his fingers!
It was a sound that sent an odd shiver of annoyance down my spine. He was summoning a flight attendant as if he were a king demanding a servant! I could feel his scrutinizing gaze as he waited to be attended to.
“Excuse me,” he began, his voice dripping with disdain, “I need more space. I’m not comfortable with someone sitting next to me. Can you please find her another seat?”
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