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Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?

Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?

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Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?

Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?

The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.

Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!

Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.

Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?

Wife: The woman next door.

Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?

Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.

Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!

Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?