Sir David Attenborough is a widely revered figure in the realm of natural history and broadcasting. With a career spanning over six decades, he has captivated audiences around the world with his nature documentaries, fostering a deep appreciation for the wonders of the natural world.
Early on, Attenborough’s fascination with the natural sciences led him to study at the University of Cambridge. After completing his studies, he embarked on a broadcasting career with the BBC in 1952. In the pioneering series “Zoo Quest,” Attenborough not only produced but also appeared on camera, setting the stage for his future endeavors and establishing his engaging and informative style.
In the 1970s, Attenborough made a significant shift in his career, transitioning back to content creation from administrative roles within the BBC. This shift led to the creation of the groundbreaking series “Life on Earth” in 1979, which reached an astonishing 500 million viewers worldwide. Attenborough’s subsequent works, such as “The Blue Planet” and “Planet Earth,” have been acclaimed for their extensive research, stunning cinematography, and his captivating narration.
What truly sets Sir David Attenborough apart is not only his immense knowledge of the natural world but also his ability to connect with audiences. His warm and engaging narration conveys both a sense of wonder and an urgent call for environmental conservation.
Throughout his illustrious career, Attenborough has received numerous accolades, including BAFTAs, Emmys, and the distinguished Order of Merit from Queen Elizabeth II. His unwavering commitment to raising awareness about the beauty and fragility of our planet has not only made him a respected broadcaster but also a global advocate for environmental issues. Even in his 90s, his work continues, leaving a lasting impact on future generations.
Now, at the age of 97, Sir David Attenborough openly admits to grappling with memory loss, particularly when it comes to remembering names during scriptwriting. However, this natural decline in memory does not hinder his career or disrupt his daily life. It is estimated that around 40% of people experience memory loss after the age of 65, but this does not necessarily indicate dementia. Attenborough firmly refuses retirement, declaring that “putting your feet up is all very well, but it’s very boring.”
Despite these memory challenges, Sir David Attenborough continues to inspire through his ongoing series, “Planet Earth III,” where he highlights the importance of coexisting with nature and takes on our responsibility towards it. His resolute dedication to his craft and his enduring passion for the natural world make him a living legend and an inspiration to people of all ages.
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t like the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
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