A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
A child weighing 7.2 kg was born in 1983. How is he still alive after 39 years?
The 1983 birth of the kid Kevin Robert Clark generated a lot of media attention throughout the nation. After all, the infant was 7.2 kg in weight! He was the largest infant in the country.
They had previous children who were equally gigantic, so Patricia Clark, Kevin’s mother, expected that the child would probably be enormous, but she did not expect such a shock.
When the child was taken home from the hospital, it was discovered that all of his clothes were too tiny for him and that he couldn’t fit in a conventional bed.
When Kevin was 12 years old, he was taller than 152 cm. “Given my rapid height increase, finding proper apparel and footwear was the most difficult. It was difficult since I needed clothing all the time, he recalls.
Because of his height, everyone coerced him into trying sports; they forced him to play basketball. Kevin, however, struggled with sports since he had little passion for the activity. He loved hunting and fishing, though.
After that, Kevin enlisted in the US Air Force, and he is currently a state police officer. He is presently 39 years old, 136 kg in weight, and over 2 meters tall. The man reveals that he doesn’t enjoy being in the spotlight since, literally when he was a baby, he was the subject of several jokes that were circulated in the media. Over time, the man becomes more and more upset by all the jokes and stories that are told about him. Therefore, we do not suggest…
However, Kevin’s life has generally progressed; he discovered his true love, got a puppy, and the guy is happy. When someone asks if I play basketball, I answer, “Do you play mini golf.” John claims.
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