A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
News Anchor Shannon Bream was a pageant beauty queen. She won two titles in the 90s
Renowned American news anchor, attorney, and journalist known for her work with Fox News Channel. She was born on December 23, 1970, in Sanford, Florida, and grew up in a pious Christian home where she was indoctrinated with a strong sense of faith and civic duty.
She graduated from Liberty University with a degree in business administration. She is from Lynchburg, Virginia. Her triumph in the Miss America pageant, when she became the first Virginian woman to win the title, marked the beginning of her path to national prominence. Her accomplishment demonstrated her knowledge, grace, and commitment to her agenda of “empowering women through education and leadership,” and it represented a major turning point in her career.
After her success in pageants, she went on to pursue a career in journalism, first working for NBC News and then Fox News, where she is currently the host of “Fox News @ Night.” Her experience is a potent example of the value of leadership, knowledge, and tenacity. She is an inspiration to many young ladies, showing that goals can come true with perseverance and hard work.
She is a well-known figure in the pageant industry as well as the journalistic sector because of her journalism career and her prior pageant successes, which continue to inspire people.
Leave a Reply