I was stunned when my husband, Jake, handed me a schedule to help me “become a better wife.” But instead of blowing up, I played along.Little did Jake know, I was about to teach him a lesson that would make him rethink his newfound approach to marriage.
I’ve always prided myself on being the level-headed one in our marriage. Jake, bless his heart, could get swept up in things pretty easily, whether it was a new hobby, or some random YouTube video that promised to change his life in three easy steps.
But we were solid until Jake met Steve. Steve was the type of guy who thought being loudly opinionated made him right, the type that talks right over you when you try to correct him.
He was also a perpetually single guy (who could have guessed?), who graciously dispensed relationship advice to all his married colleagues, Jake included. Jake should’ve known better, but my darling husband was positively smitten with Steve’s confidence.
I didn’t think much of it until Jake started making some noxious comments.
“Steve says relationships work best when the wife takes charge of the household,” he’d say. Or “Steve thinks it’s important for women to look good for their husbands, no matter how long they’ve been married.”
I’d roll my eyes and reply with some sarcastic remark, but it was getting under my skin. Jake was changing. He’d arch his eyebrows if I ordered takeout instead of cooking, and sigh when I let the laundry pile up because, God forbid, I had my own full-time job.
And then it happened. One night, he came home with The List.
He sat me down at the kitchen table, unfolded a piece of paper, and slid it across to me.
“I’ve been thinking,” he started, his voice dripping with a condescending tone I hadn’t heard from him before. “You’re a great wife, Lisa. But there’s room for improvement.”
My eyebrows shot up. “Oh really?”
He nodded, oblivious to the danger zone he was entering. “Yeah. Steve helped me realize that our marriage could be even better if you, you know, stepped up a bit.”
I stared at the paper in front of me. It was a schedule… and he’d written “Lisa’s Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife” at the top in bold.
This guy had actually sat down and mapped out my entire week based on what Steve — a single guy with zero relationship experience — thought I should do to “improve” myself as a wife.
I was supposed to wake up at 5 a.m. every day to make Jake a gourmet breakfast. Then I’d hit the gym for an hour to “stay in shape.”
After that? A delightful lineup of chores: cleaning, laundry, ironing. And that was all before I left for work. I was supposed to cook a meal from scratch every evening and make fancy snacks for Jake and his friends when they came over to hang out at our place.
The whole thing was sexist and insulting on so many levels I didn’t even know where to start. I ended up staring at him, wondering if my husband had lost his mind.
“This will be great for you, and us,” he continued, oblivious.
“Steve says it’s important to maintain structure, and I think you could benefit from —”
“I could benefit from what?” I interrupted, my voice dangerously calm. Jake blinked, caught off guard by the interruption, but he recovered quickly.
“Well, you know, from having some guidance and a schedule.”
I wanted to throw that paper in his face and ask him if he’d developed a death wish. Instead, I did something that surprised even me: I smiled.
“You’re right, Jake,” I said sweetly. “I’m so lucky that you made me this schedule. I’ll start tomorrow.”
The relief on his face was instant. I almost felt sorry for him as I got up and stuck the list on the fridge. Almost. He had no idea what was coming.
The next day, I couldn’t help but smirk as I studied the ridiculous schedule again. If Jake thought he could hand me a list of “improvements,” then he was about to find out just how much structure our life could really handle.
I pulled out my laptop, opened up a fresh document, and titled it, “Jake’s Plan for Becoming the Best Husband Ever.” He wanted a perfect wife? Fine. But there was a cost to perfection.
I began by listing all the things he had suggested for me, starting with the gym membership he was so keen on. It was laughable, really.
“$1,200 for a personal trainer.” I typed, barely containing my giggle.
Next came the food. If Jake wanted to eat like a king, that wasn’t happening on our current grocery budget. Organic, non-GMO, free-range everything? That stuff didn’t come cheap.
“$700 per month for groceries,” I wrote. He’d probably need to chip in for a cooking class too. Those were pricey, but hey, perfection wasn’t free.
I leaned back in my chair, laughing to myself as I imagined Jake’s face when he saw this. But I wasn’t done. Oh no, the pièce de résistance was still to come.
See, there was no way I could juggle all these expectations while holding down my job. If Jake wanted me to dedicate myself full-time to his absurd routine, then he’d have to compensate for the loss of my income.
I pulled up a calculator, estimating the value of my salary. Then, I added it to the list, complete with a little note: “$75,000 per year to replace Lisa’s salary since she will now be your full-time personal assistant, maid, and chef.”
My stomach hurt from laughing at this point.
And just for good measure, I threw in a suggestion about him needing to expand the house. After all, if he was going to have his friends over regularly, they’d need a dedicated space that wouldn’t intrude on my newly organized, impossibly structured life.
“$50,000 to build a separate ‘man cave’ so Jake and his friends don’t disrupt Lisa’s schedule.”
By the time I was done, the list was a masterpiece. A financial and logistical nightmare, sure, but a masterpiece nonetheless. It wasn’t just a counterattack — it was a wake-up call.
I printed it out, set it neatly on the kitchen counter, and waited for Jake to come home. When he finally walked through the door that evening, he was in a good mood.
“Hey, babe,” he called out, dropping his keys on the counter. He spotted the paper almost immediately. “What’s this?”
I kept my face neutral, fighting the urge to laugh as I watched him pick it up. “Oh, it’s just a little list I put together for you,” I said sweetly, “to help you become the best husband ever.”
Jake chuckled, thinking I was playing along with his little game. But as he scanned the first few lines, the grin started to fade. I could see the wheels turning in his head, the slow realization that this wasn’t the lighthearted joke he thought it was.
“Wait… what is all this?” He squinted at the numbers, his eyes widening as he saw the total costs. “$1,200 for a personal trainer? $700 a month for groceries? What the hell, Lisa?”
I leaned against the kitchen island, crossing my arms.
“Well, you want me to wake up at 5 a.m., hit the gym, make gourmet breakfasts, clean the house, cook dinner, and host your friends. I figured we should budget for all of that, don’t you think?”
His face turned pale as he flipped through the pages. “$75,000 a year? You’re quitting your job?!”
I shrugged. “How else am I supposed to follow your plan? I can’t work and be the perfect wife, right?”
He stared at the paper, dumbfounded.
The numbers, the absurdity of his own demands, it all hit him at once. His smugness evaporated, replaced by a dawning realization that he had seriously, seriously messed up.
“I… I didn’t mean…” Jake stammered, looking at me with wide eyes. “Lisa, I didn’t mean for it to be like this. I just thought —”
My Ex Abandoned His Son with Me for a Decade — Now He’s Back, and He Brought a Lawyer
Ten years after disappearing without a word, Sara’s ex-fiancé, Daniel, showed up at her front door with a lawyer, demanding custody of the son he had left behind. As Sara fights to keep the life she’s built with Adam, buried secrets start to surface, and the real reason for Daniel’s sudden return threatens to turn her world upside down.
Yesterday, Adam was getting ready for school upstairs while I enjoyed the last sip of my morning coffee. The doorbell rang, and I thought it might be a neighbor or maybe the mailman delivering a package I’d forgotten about.
But when I opened the door, my heart sank.
It was Daniel.
I hadn’t thought about Daniel in years. Sometimes he’d come to mind when Adam asked about his dad, or in quiet moments before sleep. But this… this was not how I expected to see him again.
He stood there, ten years older but still familiar. Next to him was another man, stiff, in an expensive suit, holding a folder — he was clearly a lawyer.
“Why are you here?” I managed to say, my voice shaky but steady.
Daniel didn’t waste time with greetings. He never did. “I’m here to take back my son.”
My heart stopped. Ten years of silence, and now he thought he could just walk in and take Adam? No, this couldn’t be real.
“You’re not taking him,” I replied, my voice barely a whisper. “You have no right.”
The lawyer stepped forward, handing me the folder. “Ma’am, you’ve been served.”
My hands shook as I took the papers. Words like “custody,” “contest,” and “court” blurred on the page.
The life I’d built with Adam was about to come crashing down.
Ten years ago
Daniel entered my life with his three-year-old son, Adam, from a previous marriage. Daniel was charming but troubled, and I thought I could help him heal.
Adam was the best part of it all. With his big eyes and warm laugh, he brought light into my life. I became his stepmom as Daniel and I built a life together, feeling like I’d found where I belonged.
Then one morning, Daniel was gone. I thought he’d gone for a run or out for coffee, but hours passed. My calls went to voicemail.
Finally, I found a note: “I’m sorry, but I have to go.”
That was all. No reason, no warning. Just those empty words. I sat there in shock, feeling my heart break.
Adam was too young to understand. “Daddy said he had to leave,” he said. “But he said he’d come back one day.”
Days turned into months. Adam stopped asking about his dad, and I stopped pretending to know if he’d return.
After Daniel left, my nightmare began. Child Protective Services got involved, questioning my role as a stepmom. To them, I had no legal right to Adam, despite being the only mother he knew.
I fought hard, enduring sleepless nights and court hearings. They questioned everything, but I refused to give up.
Finally, I won. I adopted Adam, making him mine legally. I promised that no one would ever take him from me again.
But now, after ten years, Daniel was standing on my doorstep, ready to destroy everything I’d built.
The present day
I stared at the papers, feeling rage and fear. Adam’s father. Custody. Court. The words hammered in my mind.
“Mom?” Adam’s small voice broke through. He’d heard everything.
I turned to him, forcing a smile I didn’t feel. “It’s going to be fine,” I lied.
But it wasn’t fine.
I hired a lawyer the next day. I would not let Daniel take Adam without a fight. As the case unfolded, we discovered the truth. Daniel’s return wasn’t about love or regret.
Adam’s grandfather on his mother’s side had recently left a large inheritance, and Daniel had found out. That’s why he was back, aiming for custody to get access to the money.
The realization hit hard. How could I explain to Adam that his father wasn’t here for him, but for his inheritance?
The court date arrived all too soon. My lawyer, Judith, had prepared me, but nothing could ease the pain of facing Daniel, knowing he was trying to tear apart our lives.
Daniel’s lawyer argued that as Adam’s biological father, he had the right to custody, painting Daniel as a man who had made mistakes but was ready to step up.
Mistake? He’d abandoned us.
Judith spoke next, presenting the facts. Daniel hadn’t been in Adam’s life for a decade. He’d never called, visited, or sent a letter. And then Judith revealed the inheritance.
“Mr. Harris’s return is not a coincidence,” she stated. “This is not about reconnecting with his son. This is about money.”
Daniel looked down, his face tight as his lawyer whispered in his ear.
The judge, a calm woman, turned to Adam. “Adam,” she said gently. “You’re thirteen now. I’d like to hear from you.”
Adam glanced nervously at me, then stood, his voice shaky but firm.
“Sara has been my mom,” he began. “She’s the one who’s been there for me. I don’t know the man over there. I want to stay with the only mom I’ve ever known.”
The courtroom went silent.
The judge nodded. “Thank you, Adam. Your decision is clear.”
With that, the gavel struck. Adam would stay with me.
Daniel left without looking back, vanishing from our lives once more.
Outside, Adam turned to me with a small smile. “I’m glad it’s over, Mom.”
“So am I,” I whispered, hugging him tightly.
As we left, Adam looked at me thoughtfully. “What do we do with the inheritance now?”
I smiled. “It’s yours, Adam. For your future, whatever you choose.”
He looked up at me with warmth. “My future is with you, Mom.”
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