Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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Brain Teaser for Your IQ Test: Can you spot the mistake in this family’s dining table picture in 11 seconds?
The error in this family’s dining room photo can only be seen by those with a high IQ in 11 seconds! Take a test on your ability to observe today!
In just 11 seconds, identify the error in this family’s dining room photo!
Brain teasers are puzzles or tasks that require you to think critically and engage your mind in an enjoyable way. They are similar to mini-games that put your creativity, reasoning, and problem-solving abilities to the test.
Brain teasers are popular because they act as mental exercises. They keep you intelligent and incisive by forcing you to think creatively.
In these brainteasers, the player must identify the error in a picture.
All ages may solve these problems. These puzzles are enjoyable to all.
We have therefore presented you with a difficult brainteaser.
Brain Teaser: Identify the error!
A family is seated at the dining table in the image above. On the dinner table are spoons, plates, and a bird. Thus, you have eleven seconds to locate the error in this image!
Tip: Pay close attention to every area of this image.
These puzzles are enjoyable and difficult.
Thus, the time to find the error has begun!
Need to Try:
Did you see the error?
These kinds of puzzles test your vision and are difficult for the individual.
For these puzzles to work at their best, you must identify the error without viewing the answer.
Have you identified the error?
Move quickly! There are only 11 seconds remaining.
Time is of the essence!
TICK
TONIGHT…
TICK
The time is up!
Best wishes! Thanks those who have identified the error.
If you are still unable to see it, scroll up once more, examine the image closely, and locate the error without using a timer.
Are you anticipating this puzzle’s solution?
So, here is how this puzzle gets solved.
Solution:
The two sides of the glasses are not the same. There is an oval shape on one side and a rectangular shape on the other.
Wishful! You seemed to like this brainteaser.
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